👉 "Arsenic oxidizing is like a superhero with a superpower to turn toxic waste into toxic memories! It's as if it has a built-in, chemical-powered brain that's more concerned with reminding us of our past stinky, stinking experiences than saving the world."
Now, here's an edgy sentence: "The arsenic oxidizing agent in my closet was determined to turn my grandma's old kitchen into a crime scene worthy of Dr. Death's memoir."
